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Fixing America’s economy the “Patriotic Retirement Plan”

February 22, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

Dear Mr. Obama,

Please find the people’s suggestion for fixing America’s economy.

President Obama riding bumper car with his daughter

Its your planet too

Rather than “giving”  billions of bailout dollars to banks, Insurance companies, and foreign aid who either will squander the money  on lavish parties, unearned bonuses, or genocide, consider using the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan

There are at least 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.
40 million job openings – unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new Electric American car.
40 million cars ordered – Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage –
Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university –
Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy $100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week …..
and there’s your money back in duty/tax etc

Instead of

A)Spending trillions of tax dollars on genocide in Iraq

B) Billions on supporting dictators.

Fortunately on the short-term the money we don’t have to give the Egyptian dictator
Hosni Mubarak is enough alone to start  the Patriotic Retirement Plan process which is over
$3.2b in tax dollars.

On the longterm stop fussing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that
will make the Taxpayer pay for the major polluters, why not tell the
greedy bastards to cut their pollution emissions by 75% within 5
years or we shut them down. After all your kids live on this planet
too.

It can’t get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have a look for the $2 trillion tax
dollars lost by the Bush administration announced on 9/11 by Rusmfeld

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
If not, please disregard and continue to waste tax dollars on the current programs, since only 47,229,503 Americans are on food stamps in Aug 2011

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  1. lizzy poo
    February 25, 2011 at 12:12 am

    nice post very well thought out. if only ifs and buts were candy and nuts 🙂

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